Alan Jackson & Jeff Foxworthy: Redneck Games (1995)

Alan Jackson & Jeff Foxworthy
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Redneck Games (1995)
Greetings yall and welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations
Dear lord be with our guests and prepare them for the butt whopping they are about to receive. The Olympics in Georgia, god you know were gonna screw that up. I guarantee you when they let those doves go at the opening ceremony there are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns. And we will not have a flame that big without a pig on it, I guarantee it. Some fat guy going, Danged good barbeque top of them stairs up there. They aint got no hand rail be careful.

Of all the games that the rednecks play, theres some crazy events
If you know about the redneck ways, then it makes perfect sense

Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together. See thats my fear theyre gonna get the list of events they gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be. Like for fencing, theyll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal. There probably have to cancel water polo after the first two or three horses drown. I tell you instead of discus throwing theyll be flinging Ford hubcaps.

You cant blame them for the way they are but you can sit back and grin
Cause theyll do something thats so bizarre youll want to see it again
If you could ever get into their minds theres no telling what you might find
They just do things in a different way all the games that the rednecks play

And you know they havent even thought about it but the river theyre having the kayak races on is the same river they filmed Deliverance at. That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldnt it. Cause if Ned Batty couldnt make it down that thing a French man in a pair of biker pants aint got a chance.

Be prepared to watch the wildest show making her out in the line
You might not see them bringing home the gold nut theyll sure make mama proud
If you could ever get into their minds theres no telling what you might find
They just do things in a different way all the games that the rednecks play

Hey Ed, I got a white one