Bad Catholic Schoolgirls: Crest Equals Best

AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics

Both:
i drink crest! that shit's the best
better than a wet tshirt contest
from across the room you can smell my breath
'cause crest! ...that shit's the best

AG:
if i were a carpenter, i'd hammer on my piglet
collect my nine dollas and fifteen cents
that's enough to pick up three cans of crest
malt liquor is my favorite thing to ingest, i guess
drink so fuckin much crest you'll be impressed
i'm not talkin about toothpaste (like aquafresh)
but when i brush my teeth it's always 10 percent
cresssssst.. that shit's the best

both:
i drink crest! that shit's the best
better than checkin' out your stepsister's breasts
from across the room you can smell my breath
'cause crest! ...that shit's the best

ST:
my eyes are gettin fuzzy i can't see far
curse the man that mugged me tonight at the bar
though he did have an excellent taste in lager
it hit me fuckin' harder than a louisville slagger
i'm sorry sir i can't stop apologizing
this beat's ten percent but it's got y'all jivin
chuggin' back tall cans, screamin at the sun
(you're pissin in public) gotta get the job done

Both:
i drink crest! that shit's the best
better than bobby fuckin fisher at chess
from across the room you can smell my breath
'cause crest! ...that shit's the best

i drink crest! that shit's the best
better than j-lo as an actress
from across the room you can smell my breath
'cause crest! ...that shit's the best


ST:
they call me special t, cuz i got special needs
AG:
i need a couple cans of crest
ST:
and a half oz of weed
AG:
better than crystal meth
ST:
better than speed
AG:
fuckin ten percent
both:
Three dollars a piece

AG:
gotta get some girlies up in this place
ST:
gonna get 'em drunk so they'll sit on my face
AG:
yeah whatever, i spit rhymes with fuckin precision
ST:
i'm smooth as fuckin hell but i've lost my vision
AG:
too drunk to fuck
ST:
but i've got a viagra
my dick gets so fuckin' hard it'll gag ya
AG:
you give me head? that makes it worse
take out your fuckin' retainer put it in your purse
ST:
too drunk to fuck
AG:
but that's alright
both:
drink enough crest, i can go all night


Both:
i drink crest! that shit's the best
better than everything by minor threat
from across the room you can smell my breath
'cause crest! ...that shit's the best

i drink crest! that shit's the best
better than cummin' on your stepsister's breasts
from across the room you can smell my breath
'cause crest! ...that shit's the best