Barenaked Ladies: If i had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a house(I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a K-Car(a nice Reliant automobile) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd built a tree fort in our yard If I had a million dollars You could help it wouldn't be that hard If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere (We could go up there whenever we wanted.We could get something to eat maybe) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a fur coat(but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you an exotic pet(Yep like a lama or an emu) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you John Merricks remains(All them crazy elephant bones) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner (But we would.But of course we would,it's a very tasty treat for the whole family) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a green dress(but not a real green dress that's cruel) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you some art(a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a monkey(haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd be rich