Blondie: Pork chop

Ahh right, Yes right, It's about my hats What about them, they bring something out in me I don't want that something, I want my hats back You know we're supposed to be friends People who like each other Want to see each other's lives enriched in some way You were seen last night in a restaurant Having dinner with one of my hats It's a small thing You know, when I say you're a pork chop You best believe you're a pork chop P.O.R.K C.H.O.P When a fella comes a calling and you're waiting there till morning He's a pork chop, pork chop When he's whistling those romances and he's making other glances He's a pork chop, pork chop He's a running and a dancing while he paints the town a special blue Teaching rolling skating to the misinformed that's the way you do (So I care about things) He can play mysterioso and everybody knows so He's a pork chop, pork chop Gone and leave me at the altar, reading comic books by Faulkner He's a pork chop, pork chop He's dragging his ass round Promises he said he do and I knew He'd be ringing me this evening so surprised to hear me screaming You're a pork chop, pork chop (I take issue) Yeah You should try it more I should what? Try Faulkner The thing is this, I am a doer Huh! There are doers and there are donters Yes, yes I may not be there for you, but I am doing things Yes And that's a responsible person a caring person Not what you say Wuh! Wait a sec, just wait I try to tell my feelings and he's looking at the ceiling He's a pork chop, pork chop I'm a autocrat abuser, while he's sitting being useless He's a pork chop (That's for sure) He's dragging his ass round Promises he said he do, I knew He'd be ringing me this evening so surprised to hear me screaming You're a pork chop, pork chop I am surprised I don't why you would want to call me something like that (Pork Chop)