Burnshee Thornside: Rock This Moon

It was an ordinary day in a future soon
I was on a routine mission to a distant moon
I took a close sweep and to my surprise
A big blue ocean had replaced the ice
A bunch of people on the beach waved and said "Don't go!"
This only happens every hundred thousand years or so
Now we're gonna throw a party to end all parties!

We're gonna rock this moon
Party will be starting soon
Inviting everyone from Earth to Neptune
To come and dance to this funky tune
So call Jupiter, give Saturn a ring
Get your rockets over here and dig this thing!
There's a party tonite and we're gonna rock this moon!

We got some guys here from Mars to tend the bar
And the DJ's from Pluto, man, did he come far!
And guess who's coming here to play
All the stars from the Milky Way
The whole thing's catered by some guys from Earth
Quite expensive but give good money's worth
Hey you guys from Tellus
What's for dinner, fellas?

Sal brings the salmon
Stu brings the stew
Nat brings the nachos
Drew brings the brew
Cole brings the cola
Ron brings the rum
It all sounds delicious
Come bring me some!

We'ere gonna rock this moon
Party will be starting soon!
Inviting everyone from Earth to Neptune
To come and dance to this funky tune
So call Jupiter, give Saturn a ring
Get your rockets over here and dig this thing!
There's a party tonite and we're gonna rock this moon!

A evil Uranian was causin' trouble
And he was travelin' in the big space bubble
And in this ship, now, he tried to contain us
But that's just what you can expect of a guy from Uranus
We battled the foe, and he took off at last
Then I met this girl from Mercury who was real fast
We went for drinks; her name was Jenny
I think we had a couple of those big bangs too many
We passed out and woke up with a yawn
The ice was back and the people were gone
I reported back to base and said goodbye to Jenny
Next party we'll be back again

We're gonna rock this moon!
Party will be starting soon
We're callin' everyone from Earth to Neptune
To come and dance to this funky tune
So call Jupiter, give Saturn a ring
Get your rockets over here and dig this thing!
There's a party tonite and we're gonna rock this moon

There's a party tonite and we're gonna rock this moon!
There's a party tonite and we're gonna rock this moon!
There's a party tonite and we're gonna rock this moon!