Electric Funstuff: The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth

People speak about a geek as if it were a stigma
Open up your eyes let's banish this enigma
Techno-geeks in the house and we come from wayback.
I think the time is right for a little geek payback!

Take a peek at a true mystique,
It's hip to be square and it's called geek-chic.
Geeks understand things 'cause we're so inquiring
We think so much we're often shy and retiring.
At least we don't act shallow like some people would:
You make a friend with a geek you got a friend for good!

THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
Got a problem?
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
We can solve them.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
We're resourceful.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
Our power's forceful.

Adjust your attitude, lower your defenses.
Get with the program, come to your senses.
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Cause the geeks, yeah, the geeks shall inherit the Earth.

What we have here is a miscommunication.
How did we get such a bad reputation?
There's not a lot of folks who admit they admire us,
But who do they turn to when their PCs got a virus?
We run the media, we run the banks,
We push the buttons, but do we get thanks?
I don't think so. And would you be surprised
After all our efforts we get ostracized?

[Geek, geek, geek, etc.]

Open your eyes the geeks are not defective
It's everyone else that's like the Borg collective.
Geeks are individuals they're not afraid to stand out.
Geeks will have the jobs when you're looking for a handout.

[CHORUS]

Dear Santa, I have been a good boy.
Please send me a cellphone and a PalmPilot and any computer except for an iMac.
And maybe could you send me 7-of-9 from StarTrek Voyager? She's kind of hot.
Your friend, Timmy

THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
Cause we're the better men.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
Like David Letterman
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
Taste our medicine.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
Like Thomas Edison
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
I hope you will bet.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
We got the skill set.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
We're ubiquitous.
THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
So just stick with us!

Adjust your attitude, lower your defenses.
Get with the program, come to your senses.
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
Cause the geeks, yeah, the geeks shall inherit the Earth.