Goldie Lookin Chain: Holiday

Alright, got your passport?CheckGot your t-shirts?CheckGot your sunglasses?Check.........aw no, aw no, i left 'em in the caaarAlright, have you got...your draw?CheckGot your fags?CheckGot your rizla?CheckThey're the 3 things you need to be in the glc........right, lets go on 'oliday!Yey, safe as fuk, weyAlright, i'm goin' on holidayI'm goin' away for a fukin' week and a dayI'm gonna stay there and with some of my matesAnd get wrecked up and drink beer by the crateI go's away..........another canI sold my car and bought a camper-vanBut i only got as far as fukin' porthcawlWhen the engine fuked up and it started to stallI've packed my case and i'm on my wayIt's time to go on fukin' holidayI booked it last month and it wasn't very dearI don't care where i go just as long as there's beerI gets off the plane, there's a pain in my assBut that's only because it's rammed with grassThen the bloke looked at me funny and thought that i was scumNext things i knows i'm in fukin' customsChorus -Serious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it right the dss'll fukin' paySerious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' payI saved all my cash and went to ibizaWith eggsie and his cousin and a girl named ritaBut when we got there it was hot as hellWe forgot to book a fukin' hotelWe had no hotel, we had a tentWe had to find a place to rentSo adam hussain had a quick look aroundAnd found a nice piece of fukin' camping groundI go's on holiday with my nanWe gotta really book a caravanI fukin' loves it, i always want moreThis year we're going to fukin' bangorMet a girl called sharon, she's really quite fitWent to a club in barry, it was fukin' shitI couldn't stay there very longSo i went back the hotel and smoked up a bongChorus -Serious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it right the dss'll fukin' paySerious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' payI got to spain and i had no moneyI thought, 'fuk this, i'll get some curry'I looked at the birds, they looked really niceA bit like some dirty meat lookin' for some spiceLike a curry...aaahhYou gotta get away to work on your tanSo i go's with adam and his nanI gotta get down to somwhere by the seaSo i stays in a fukin' b&b, you knows itOue la piscine et dans la gare?I dunno much french so i won't get farI ask all these bastards if they knows where to goTo get some crazy drugs like some speed or some blowChorus -Serious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it right the dss'll fukin' paySerious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' payI got my lotion and my flip-flopsThey were on sale in that b-boy shopI's goin' away on my holidaysTo top up my tan and get some raysLaters, clarts, i'm off on a planeThey better be ready for adam hussainGot my exctasy stashed, it's time for some funAnd i'm off to spain to get me some sunLoads of birds on the beach, lookin' real fineGotta get some action, quick timeI said to this french bloke, 'do you know half a q?'I think he said, er, 'fuk you''alright mate, do you know half a quarter?''hey, fuk you and fuk your daughter'Chorus -Serious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it right the dss'll fukin' paySerious, mate you gotta come on holidayIf you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' pay