Goldie Lookin Chain: Just chillin'

Been chillin er with fcukin 2 Hats this week fcukin knows itI likes to chill take it easy watchin and listenin to Peter Alliss hes fcukin greatGLCRelaxation is important my community welfare officer suggested I relax more because of the violent outbursts. Im a lot better now you know so much seriousSerious man I loves to fcukin just sit there have a spliff and relaxmost of all I likes watchin the fcukin Antiques Roadshow just in case they values any of them old cock mags I bought down fcukin town centreI works hard all day selling the drawDrinking the beer and being chased by the lawI gets in from town and I kicks back largeWith a Radox bubble bath and a body massageI wears a ball bearing all day in my shoeSo I got a bad boy limp when I hangs with my crewYou knows this much and this much is trueI watches Weakest Link on BBC2I chills with the birds from the council estatesI goes down there joyriding with my matesI picks one up with greasy hair scraped backAnd starts to get it on to Roberta FlackTake it easy in my council padSmokin the draw I dont get madI likes to watch darts on BBC 2Takin it easy slurpin a brewWhen I gets home from work I gotta relaxI get paid cash in hand and I dont pay no taxI slips on the pavement without stepping on cracksI combs my hair with some gel or some waxIm into leisure clothing got sandals and slacksAnd I got a big spliff thats like a TampaxWhen Im chillin at home I drinks Pepsi maxBut if you fcuk with me Ill cut you up with an AxeGoing on a day trip up to Big PitSome of my mates says the Gift shop is shitBut Id really like to know how they surviveNo draw fags and rizla or GLC vibeI loves to chill up PontypoolWith the sixth form girls from the local SchoolI gotta scam going on where they pay me the moneyThey dress up and then they show me the cunnyGotta skinhead and I likes the minge[ ] and a tidy fringeI wears tracksuits that would make you cringeWhen I goes out on a mad drinks bingeCouple of punters on a Tuesday nightSniffing some poppers I think I mightBit of speed and Im high as a kiteFollowed by spliffs and Im out like a lightI puts on the news its got Osama Bin LadenSo I flicks the channel to see a show set in a gardenAfter seven minutes I puts on ITVAnd sees three minutes of romantic comedyShot in a studio before an audience thats liveI think fcukin hell theres sex on Channel 5A good erotic thriller that makes me undo my fliesIn under 20 seconds my cock starts to riseJust been er working hard cleaning out the furniture of a dead persons housefcukin youve gotta relax man youve gotta take it way easy manGoes home I sits in my lazy boy reading special instructional pamphletsOn fcukin relaxing I has a spliffIf your circle stays unbroken then youre a lucky manCos it never, never, never, has for meIn the palace of the virgin lies the chalice of the soulAnd its likely that you might find the answer there innitKnows it for real fcukin 200 + 2Its the GLC crewfcukin cant stop the fcukin beatingsfcukin Mr Love EggsFire of deathRay Balaclavafcukin Power of TenOne Step Downfcukin Billy WebbThe fcukin WalshKnows youre fcukin safe