Humble Pie: No money down

Wait a minute, see here As I was motivating way back in town I saw a Cadillac sign, it was flashing saying No money down So I eased on my brakes And I pulled in the drive And I'd gotten the motor twice And then I walked inside The dealer came to me, said Trade in your Ford and I'll put you in a car That'll lead up the road He said, just tell me what you want And then just sign this line baby And I'll have it delivered to you Personally by hand in one hour's time Well, I wanna get that car Oh, and I'm gonna head down the road And I won't have to worry 'Bout my beat up, ragged Ford Now, see here, Mister, I want a yellow convertible A four-door deviant with a Continental spare And beautiful white chrome wheels Now, I want power steering And you know, that goes with power brakes And you better put a powerful motor under that hood cap 'Cause I want a jet offtake Another condition, listen I want automatic heat and I want a pull-out bed You understand, right there in my back seat Ah, you give me short wave radio Lay on some TV and a phone See, I gotta talk to my woman While I'm just cruising along Hey, hey, I wanna get that car Oh, I'm gonna head down the road And no money down And I won't have to worry 'Bout my wrecked up, beat up, ragged old Ford Pick it up, uh, sure feels good, don't it Wait a minute here, see that? I want four carburetors Two straight exhausts I want to burn that aviation fuel I don't care, I don't care what it'll cost I want a railroad air horn, you know the type? And a military spud And see here, man I want a five-year guarantee on everything I got Understand? And I want ten-dollar deductibles Give me twenty dollar notes You better have thirty thousand liability handy That's all for now Never got that car And I'm heading on down the Heading down the road And I ain't worried no more About my beat up, clapped up, run down old Ford