Ian Dury: It ain't cool

You think its cool to make me wait with baited breath for what you say You think its cool to be the overlord of all that you survey You think its clever beinfg clever, that you wear your fortune well You think its cool to be the foxy one, but time alone will tell that - It aint cool (It aint cool) It aint cool (It aint cool) You thin its cool to be the comic, making cracks at my expense You think its cool to sit in judgement when I aint got no defense You think its witty being witty, when you know my tongue is tied You think its cool to be a prankster but your joks are passing ride It aint cool (It aint cool) It aint cool (It aint cool) It aint cool to count your blessings one bye one (it aint cool) It aint cool to say youve done what you aint done (it aint cool) It aint cool to claim your winnings when you put on your beginnings And another persons innings has begun You think its cool to be a sharpie as you cout me down to size But it aint cool (it aint cool) You think its cool to brush aside the little people you dispise But it aint cool (it aint cool) You think its niffty being niffty, and you think youre no-ones fool But you aint cool (you aint cool) You think its cool to hold your victim up to cruel ridicule But it aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool to be a clucker It aint cool to be a crutt It aint cool to make your mucker Wait upon that if you but It aint cool to think youre pucker When youre tearing off a sheet It aint cool to make a sucker out of everyone you meet It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool to count your blessings one bye one (it aint cool) It aint cool to say youve done what you aint done (it aint cool) It aint cool to do subtraction, when youre checking every fraction Now your little peice of action has begun It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool) It aint cool (it aint cool)