Judd Cledus T: 270 Somethin'
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Judd Cledus T: 270 Somethin'
Wooo
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'
I love candy bars...eat 'em all the time
My combo meal's are super-sized
And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang Ding Dongs
Mmmm
My cholesterol is off the chart
I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
Doctor says that my poor heart won't last too long
My nickname in school was "double wide"
Cause my momma fried...
Now I weigh 270 somethin'
Always huffin' and puffin'
Lay around the house all day
No wonder I can't lose no weight
See that pizza on the TV
Oh man, don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver here for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270 somethin'
My insurance said that they'd co-pay
I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made
Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube
I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the recovery room
Wasn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my thighs
I couldn't believe my eyes
Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Didn't have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme
To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nearly nothin'
Ha ha
Now that I weigh 180 somethin'
WOOO
Ha Ha
Now I date a model with a GED
But do you think she'd be with me
I wonder (I wonder)
If I (If I)
Still weighed 270 somethin'
Stuffin' down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and cans of SPAM
That's how I got so fat
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'
Back when I weighed 270 somethin'
Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Ah...well it's probably like more like around 225-26
None of y'all's business what I weigh
Huh huh...
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'
I love candy bars...eat 'em all the time
My combo meal's are super-sized
And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang Ding Dongs
Mmmm
My cholesterol is off the chart
I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
Doctor says that my poor heart won't last too long
My nickname in school was "double wide"
Cause my momma fried...
Now I weigh 270 somethin'
Always huffin' and puffin'
Lay around the house all day
No wonder I can't lose no weight
See that pizza on the TV
Oh man, don't it look cheesy
You know they deliver here for nothin'
That's why I weigh 270 somethin'
My insurance said that they'd co-pay
I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made
Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off
He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube
I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
When I came to in the recovery room
Wasn't much left of me
When he removed the bandages from my thighs
I couldn't believe my eyes
Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Didn't have to do much of nothin'
I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme
To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
My body fat is nearly nothin'
Ha ha
Now that I weigh 180 somethin'
WOOO
Ha Ha
Now I date a model with a GED
But do you think she'd be with me
I wonder (I wonder)
If I (If I)
Still weighed 270 somethin'
Stuffin' down blueberry muffins
Onion rings and cans of SPAM
That's how I got so fat
Now everyone who sees me
Can't believe that I'm so skinny
I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'
Back when I weighed 270 somethin'
Now I weigh 180 somethin'
Ah...well it's probably like more like around 225-26
None of y'all's business what I weigh
Huh huh...
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