Lemon Demon: Knife Fight!

I tired of your mind games.
I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy.
Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me.
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knives!

''KNIFE FIGHT,
You're gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT,
You're gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT,
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!

I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!''

'''NEIL''': Let me tell you something: I can't be beat.
'''MARTY''': Oh yeah?
'''NEIL''': Yeah. Cuz I'm the king of the street!
'''MARTY''': Well guess what, man: I'll pin you to the wall!
'''NEIL''': Oh yeah?
'''MARTY''': Yeah, your knife is way too small!
'''NEIL''': Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts! I'm gonna make you bleed copius amounts!
'''MARTY''': Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
'''NEIL''': Punk.
'''MARTY''': Dweeb.

''KNIFE FIGHT,
You're gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT,
You're gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT,
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!

I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!''

'''NEIL''': I'm gonna slice you up!
'''MARTY''': I'm gonna cut you down!
'''NEIL''': I'll put you in your place!
'''MARTY''': I'll put you underground!
'''NEIL''': This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
'''MARTY''': I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
'''NEIL''': Yeah, sure.
'''MARTY''': It's time to face the music!
'''NEIL''': Time to face the facts!
'''MARTY''': Time to bite the bullet!
'''NEIL''': Time to pay the tax!
'''MARTY''': I've got a blade of fury.
'''NEIL''': I am a ball of rage.
'''MARTY''': You ready, sucka?
'''NEIL''': Born ready.
'''BOTH''': ENGAGE!

KNIFE!
FIGHT!
CUT!
STAB!
KNIFE!
OW!
POKE!
KNIFE!

'''MARTY''': Hey wait a minute here!
'''NEIL''': Oh, what is it?!
'''MARTY''': Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
'''NEIL''': Hurt? ...I don't want to get hurt.
'''MARTY''': Who does!
'''NEIL''': Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a...
'''BOTH''': TICKLE FIGHT!

Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
Everyone can sing together, now:

Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!

Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY!

'''MARTY''': That was fun. Where's my knife?