Nickelodeon: My Shiny Teeth

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Chip: C'mon everybody, let's film a video! About teeth!

Record dude: Action baby!

When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself
On an uncharted island
In an endless sea...

What makes me happy?
Fills me up with glee?

Those bones in my jaw
That don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me!

My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space!
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Adding beauty to my face!
My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a christmas tree!

You know they'll walk a mile
Just to see me smile.
WOAH!
My shiny teeth and me!

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth...)

Yes they're all so perfect,
So white and pearly.
Brush, gargle, rinse,
A couple breath mints,
My shiny teeth and me!

My shiny teeth
So awesome!
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth!)
Just like a favorite song.
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth!)
My shiny teeth,
I floss 'em
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth!)
So they'll grow to be real strong.
(He's got really shiny teeth!)

My shiny teeth
I love them!
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth!)
And they all love me
(Ah, ah, ah!)

Why should I talk to you
When I got thirty two?
WHOA!
My shiny teeth and me.
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth...)
My shiny teeth and me.
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth...)

*Scenes of Chip and one of his teeth on a picnic,
Chip with Timmy and tooth flying kites,
Chip putting toothpaste on tooth at the beach,
Chip, Timmy, and all the teeth riding a really big bicycle*

My shiny teeth that twinkle
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth)
Just like the stars in space!
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth that sparkle
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth)
Adding beauty to my face!
(He's got really shiny teeth!)
My shiny teeth that glisten
(Shiny teeth, shine, shiny teeth)
Just like a christmas tree!
(Ah, ah, ah!)

You know they'll walk a mile
Just to see me smile.
WHOA!
My shiny teeth and me!

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth...)
My shiny teeth and me!
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth...)
My shiny teeth and me!
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth!)

*massive cheering*
Chip: *removes teeth* Muh muh muh mumumuh... mum uh mum muh um muh!
Timmy: You said a mouthful.
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