One Track Mind: Shaniqua

"Hello? Na na she don't live here man.
I thought I told you! I think you need to step off aight!?"

Moved in to my apartment at the uni-i-versity
the only one who lives here is me
so why the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Mike and hes gone for the summer
and I just want some piece and quiet
come into my room and its a telephone riot
ring-a-ling-a-ling everytime I take a step
can't sleep can't eat can't breathe can't get any of my work done
cuz people keep calling with the same damn question
"Hello, is Shaniqua there?"
"Na, Shaniqua moved out last year, I think you have the wrong number.
This is Little T."
"You mean Shaniqua's brother?"
"Man, can't you just leave me alone?
This aint Shaniqua's house this aint her phone. And don't call back again,
cuz if you do you know the answer man..."

CHORUS:

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO

I wonder who Shaniqua is
what she does or where she lives
is she a pot head with too many zits?
a moviestar with incredible tits?
does she take a train? or drive in a car?
work in the office? or down at the bar?
how the hell should i know...she could be albino for all i care
"Hello, is Shaniqua there?"
"Yea she is but she can't talk now.
She's busy milkin' our purple cow and talking to the Easter bunny."
"Man, you think your funny."
"Shut up Bevis! I've told you 6 times before...
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'!"

CHORUS:

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO

Check my machine on Friday...there were 22 messages.
Man, i can't win at this...one said
"This heres for the kid livin with Shaniqua, you want that trick you can keep her!"
Shaniqua moved out leave your message at the beeb
(BEEP)
"Yo, Shaniqua, I love you...call me.''

CHORUS:

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO